soul poem new version

My soul could beat up your soul
My soul prays at least 10 times a day
It’s got the power of God behind it
My soul wears nikes
High tops
My soul wears Prada
Limited edition
My soul is Jewish. Chosen people. Challa!
I got plastic surgery and now my soul’s tits are huge.
My soul says no to carbs
My soul writes poetry
Fuck you, my souls got a bigger dick.
My soul has its own reality television show
My soul is a more successful spin off
God wrote on my facebook wall today
God poked me.
My soul is bigger than a temple
My souls a Mall.

Right now
You can receive this soul for only six-sixty-six
(MILES SPINS, MEG WALKS AROUND MILES, advertising her)
This soul includes sexual promiscuity, intense vanity, and will stop at nothing to make you some money!
Free shipping and handling
Call now and get a free limited edition Iraqi soldier soul
And even an unwanted Chinese baby soul, one soul’s trash is another soul’s treasure.

You have to buy it! This soul practically sells itself!

(miles grabs the mic, kneels down, and plays god)

Meg: Dear God.
God.
I’m fat.
Look at these muffin tops, God.
Make me skinny.
Or… make my friends fat?
God… God?
It’s not happening fast enough

Miles: You must have patience.
It’s a virtue.

Meg: But God!!!!

Miles: JESUS! I’m watching Flavor of Love.



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We’ve globalized it
Capitalized it
And anything alternative is fading unlessIt’s marketable
Boxable
Ready for retail
Eastern philosophy
Check
Meditation
Check
African dance
Check
Tribal Medicine
CHECK
Reality
CHECK
CHECK
REALITY







Because no ones making Gandhis anymore
No one’s bones stick out of the surface to prove we are humans, first
Unless an eye for an eye
Makes the rich get cribs, rims, and turn their bodies into diamonds when they die

No one is making Marleys anymore
Got shot and walked from the grave to sing your heart a song
No one’s going to be a Jesus to bleed to death to save a soul
Because we’re turned him into crystals on a crucifix around our necks
We’ve made him stained glass
And we even lied about his skin color to sell it to the masses